D3 body, D1 cock
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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