is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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