Plan B is the new Plan A
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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