fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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