Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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