Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No subtext here. People are naked.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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