On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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