ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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