If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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