you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
the liver wants what the liver wants
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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