You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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