You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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