YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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