I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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