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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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