question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I won't apologize to a one balled man
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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