Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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