On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ttyl tear gas
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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