please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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