They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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