Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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