Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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