stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Shame is for Republicans.
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