I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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