Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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