sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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