Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
operation harelip BJ is a go
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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