Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
