i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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