I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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