ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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