you win again, gameday.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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