I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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