just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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