Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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