Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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