nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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