Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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