I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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