Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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