i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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