I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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