I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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