grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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