Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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