Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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