I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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