Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I won the penis lottery.
only if we run a train.
done.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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