is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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