You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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